Bizzy D
Name: Deryck Whibley
Nickname: Bizzy D
Age: 20
Birthplace: Toronto, Ontario
Criminal Record: Theft, B + E, Arson, Vandalism, Assault w/ a bat, And mischief
Most Likely To: Steal your girlfriend and deny it
Favorite Expression: That's a Cream Dream
Day Job: Sleeping
Favorite Animal: Hat'em All
Favorite Strip Bar: The Bada
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Favorite Band: Titanica
Least Favorite Band: Clevage
Car: Impala
Pet: The Bada Bing Girls
His Story: Bizzy D, grew up in a variety of different settings. Starting out in Scarborough, Canada his rep as a champion recess fighter in elementary school. That all ceased when he retired from the WRFA (world recess fighting ass) at the tender age of eleven. He then moved on to lead a simpler life in the small farming town of Keane, filled with fishing, Rod Stewart albums and barn yard orgies.
Realizing he needed more, Bizzy and his Mom picked up and moved to Ajax. Soon after Deryck bought a guitar. Then it started – bands and song ideas started to flow like piss from a bed-wetter. Former bands include: Powerful Young Hustlers, Eternal Death, Chemical Head, Door’s of Draven, Keane’s unbeatable teens, Kaspir and Final Notice. Then of course in the summer of ’96 Deryck and Steve formed SUM41.
Brown Sound
Name: Dave Baksh
Nickname: Hot Chocolate
Age: 19
Birthplace: The Deepest Part of The Jungle
Criminal Record: Being guilty of everything Whitey!
Most Likey To: Racially Crossover
Favorite Expression: Ligigwing gwiggy gigigigi gweee-oh-go
Day Job: I sell "Secret Superstar Emotion Lotion"
Favorite Animal: Penguin
Favorite Strip Bar: Browns From Downtown
Favorite Band: Not By Choice, Out Of Hand, Tenacious D.
Least Favorite Band: 3 Doors Down
Car: Any car Hunter drove
Pet: Steve
His Story: How does one write a bio for a brown white guy? Confusing all whites around him with white boy antics such as playing guitar, being a horrible basketball player, and the most accent free in the band. Dave hails from the Southern Wastelands of Ajax. Having two hardcore Guyanese parents you'd figure he would have a little more colour to his character but the only thing he inherited from them is a love for curry. He spends most of his time trying to catch up to Yngwie Malmsteens burning "guit licks" Aside from his cat Spanky pissing on his god damn laundry all the time he is a happy guy. He has been in the greatest bands such as:
A.N.D.P. • Anatomy • Embodiment • Doors Of Draven • 747 • Glenn Dogg and P Real's Punk Hop Explosion Fo Yo Mind • Freight Train Robbas • Empty Chamber haha
Then all of a sudden he fell ass backwards into the hands of sum41. The most hated band in Ajax.
That is all...
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Sorry,im too cheap & lazy for individual photos.
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Cone
Name: Jay McCaslin
Nickname: Cone
Age: 20
Birthplace: North York, Ontario
Criminal Record: Polluting the world with ass gas
Most Likely To: Be 26 and still look 14
Favorite Expression: Drop Trou and show us some boosh!
Day Job: Everyday is Saturday
Favorite Animal: Like Steve I also like Monkies
Favorite Strip Bar: In and Out (The one my Dad will soon own)
Favorite Band: The Police and Tenacious D
Least Favorite Band: Creed
Car: K.I.T.T. (The Car in Night Rider)
Pet: David Hasselhoff
His Story: What do you do if every Bass Player you’ve ever had is Greasy, Unmotivated or just a plain shit bag? You create your own! If you combine one part badass bass licks, two scoops vanilla ice cream, and sprinkle with good looks you’ll end up with Cone. Cone put an end to Sum41’s long search for a Masterbassor in Feb. of 1999. Sick and tired of cleaning up stale popcorn and hard gummy bears at the Movie theatre where he worked, Cone decided that the road leading to rock was his destination, so he quit the movie business for a career in music. Born in 1980 in Toronto, Cone grew up surrounded by a huge selection of Satellite pornography. His Father, “Porno” Paul, taught him the importance of a fine Porno flick and for years Cone’s face was glued to the screen. By 14 years of age Cone had put down his dick long enough to pick up his first Bass, an El Degas, and since has honed his skills to become the next Geddy Lee. The roster of bands Cone had formally been a part of is short, consisting of only one, however this one band had several awful names. Names like Wizard, Lizard Tongue, Presse and the Rippers, Second Opinion, Body Dream and finally “The Nights of Even Grable; A Treble Charger cover band” eventually led to the bands demise. Cone then joined Sum41 and still thinks that he is the real reason Sum41 got signed because as he keeps reminding the band “We did get signed right after I joined the band.
Stevo32
Name: Steve Jocz
Nickname: Stevo32
Age: 20
Birthplace: Hasbro, Ontario
Criminal Record: Guilty of living each day like it was my rockin' last
Favorite Expression: "I always get my meat, you know that!!!"
Day Job:Hey, what's with all the questions? C'mon, this topping, that topping - It's the same pizza pie in the end!
Favorite Animal: Monkey
Favorite Strip Bar: GUNZ
Favorite Band: Wyckyd Cceptor and Jump The Gun
Least Favorite Band: any band with a better drummer than me + closet monster (you guys eat donkey dick!)
Car: Optomus Prime
Pet: Cone
His Story: Steve is the drummer. Watch him when he plays if your a foxy bitch he will wink at you
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Offical Web Site:
Visit theiroffical site for more info on the guyz.
Its actually better than this site.
www.Sum41.com
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